Mark is usually a pretty manly guy but let me give a little background. When we were in high school mark got a mysterious pair of pants mixed in with his clean laundry (mom would return all our clothes to us neatly folded and sorted, Thanks Mom!) So, he decided to try them on, thinking they were my dad's. They fit but felt really funny, when he checked they size they said, "8". He was quite confused by this mysterious single digit number and used deductive reasoning to find they were mine. I have never heard the end of him fitting into my jeans.
Just the other day at dinner Mark said, "San, what if I still fit into your pants?" "I might have to kill myself." I replied, "No, you would have to kill yourself, I'm skinny now so that would mean you are too skinny for a guy!" Of course at this point he asked to try them on. I got him my big jeans, the ones I wore when I was pregnant last time. Of course he fit! We all had a good laugh, he teased me and then I proclaimed that those were actually my big jeans. He wanted the real ones, I was sure they wouldn't fit and then:
Look at that butt!! It was amazing, even a picture can't properly show just how tight those puppies were. So, heres to you Mark. For fitting in a size 4 pair of womens jeans. You've still got your girlish figure. Lets try again in another 10 years.
A compairison photo, this is what he normally looks like...much better I think.
